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[cyan_maid]

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[samantha_grey]

Awww, come on. It'd put hair on your chest. Cholesterol from the pig's brains might kill ya, but it's a good death if you cook it right.

[cyan_maid]

I really don't need any hair on my chest, but thank you.

[samantha_grey]

Hmmm. [She snickered and took another bite.] That which does not kill us makes us stronger?

[cyan_maid]

[More distaste in the expression - really, Jane, you cannot look more grossed out than you already do.]

Er...well...I suppose...?

[samantha_grey]

It could be a lot worse. [She took another bite.] I've eaten live squid before. That... was an ironic little trip right there.

[cyan_maid]

[Just the idea of something living squirming around in her throat and stomach makes Jane pale.]

Guh...I'm, uh...sure it was. Can't say I'd...participate in irony of that nature...

[samantha_grey]

Well, if you ever do, bite down on the spinal colum first. It wriggles a hell of a lot less then, and you want to start with the head, not the tentacles. It'll take forever that way. It doesn't hurt to work on your gag reflex eithe...

How is your gag reflex by the way? [Yeah, the look on her face? She's doing this on purpose now.]

[cyan_maid]

[...She fights down the urge to gag.]

P-Probably as good as...a normal human's...

[samantha_grey]

Hmmm, we should probably not test it with my tail then? [She gave her a mean little look, winking.] Did I just guarantee I'm not cooking for you ever again?

[cyan_maid]

I-I think you more than guaranteed it.

[...That tail is getting a mighty sour look right now. Don't you twitch it towards her.]

[samantha_grey]

Hehe, I know how to cook regular food too you know. I just like exotic stuff like this. I'm honestly curious about other worlds' food.

[Someone would have a field day with klingon food.]

[cyan_maid]

[Then we need a klingon in here.]

And...how often have you dabbled in...cooking...other worlds' foods?

[samantha_grey]

A little when the table was working for me. I'm not in Hel anymore, so it doesn't. But I could only work with other worlds' stuff that was here, and I knew how to ask.

[cyan_maid]

Oh...right. I-Interesting...

[samantha_grey]

One of these days I should try and come up with something from Titan. I forget what Marcella used to eat most of the time. She was an odd one after all.

[cyan_maid]

...Who is Marcella?

[Yes, subject to steer away from intestines, let's take it.]

[samantha_grey]

[From intestines to the dynamics of the Thunder Force. Actually that probably was an improvement.]

She was a princess from Titan, one of Saturn's moons. Did... you guys actually have Saturn in your solar system? Whatever. She was this weird, green-skinned woman who wore almost no clothes. Ever. I swear that it was so irritating sometimes. [She was getting on a bit of a rant here.] Two half succubi on the Gamma team and it was the alien royalty who was dressed like some weird-ass stripper from Pluto all the time.

Really strong, always kind of had a stick up her butt about something. No real sense of humor. But, she was good in a fight.

[cyan_maid]

Oh, Saturn - yes, we had Saturn. I don't know if it still exists beyond the Medium, but we had it.

[Jane nods slowly as Sam goes on, a small quirk to her lips. So there were some things that irritated Sam? Hmmmmmmmmmmm.]

Ah, I see. I can't say we had any alien royalty on Saturn's moons.

[samantha_grey]

The Med... nevermind. I know better than to ask after what I've seen of your world. [She sighed. It probably meant something about the game.] And I didn't think anything lived on that methane-ridden hell hole at first either, but apparently there was an entire culture of scantily clad green-skinned warrior women in a weird matriarchal society.

Who knew? They were better than a lot of aliens I met, though.

[cyan_maid]

You regularly meet aliens? At home, I mean. I'm aware that there are several aliens here.

[samantha_grey]

A lot more than you'd think since we haven't even reached Mars yet. [She grunted.] I saw probably four or five alien species on Psi-Void's ship.

...

Don't ask. He was an asshole.

[cyan_maid]

I...see.

You've had a very eventful life, haven't you?

[samantha_grey]

Says the girl from the world of games that involve living on asteroids and fighting hordes of things to the death. [She snickered.] I think we both have, Jane, but yeah... it did get kind of busy the last few years.

[cyan_maid]

[She waves the game away dismissively.] Oh, that's only been in the last few months. The most exciting thing otherwise would be letter bombs and mysterious missing cookies.

[samantha_grey]

Heh, my world was only really interesting for me for about three years, maybe four. Before that it was always on the farm and just running to catch chickens.