Jane Crocker and the Sburb Alpha

✔ = cashed in
✤ = for AC

WEEK 1

✿ INTRO MINGLE
° Toplevel with Max ✔, Pyrrha✔, Arianna✔, Natsuhi, Varric✔
° Nari's priorities✔
° Judging Ardyn✔
° Meet cute (?) with Touko✔
° Recruiting Noctis for JakeQuest 6973✔
° Junpei with the beans✔
° OVERSEER IDENTITY THIS IS NOT A DRILL + small panic

✿ Sunday
° Toplevel with Yurika✔, Pyrrha✔, Church✔, Natsuhi✔, Noctis✔, Touko
° The Doctor's questions

✿ Monday
° Toplevel with Thomasin✔
° Hajimemashite, Choro-kun
° Junpei on murdergame alumni
° SAVE YOURSELF NARI
° Tatts and scars all up in here
° wHAT YEAR IS IT
° Technically at the meeting. Technically.

✿ Tuesday
° Max at the Cinnabunny✔
° Eat a fucking cookie Ardyn✔

✿ Wednesday
° Her Dairy Empress now with Togami✔, Arianna✤✔, Ardyn✔, The Doctor, Soma✔, Xander✔, Natsuhi, Thomasin, Touko
° Cake for Noct
° Doctor Who, now in your local coffee shop
° YurikaTried.jpeg✔
° Need Nari's opinion✤✔

✿ Thursday
° Clarith made her a blanket
° Yuuri Wakasa's new special on HGTV
° WHAT THE HAP IS FUCKENING

✿ Friday
° Checking on Nari✔ and Church✔ after the Fuckening
° Just two confused medics here✔
° Thomasin making pottage in Flavortown

✿ Saturday
° WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE Feat. Touko
° Noticing Junpei-senpai✔
° Noct's come up with a new recipeh
° Arianna is way too trusting

WEEK 2

✿ Sunday
° Bathroom buddies announcement
° Toplevel with Yurika✤✔, Natsuhi✔, Varric✔
° I swear if these are juggalo robots I am going to flip my shit

✿ Monday
° Got to warn about the faygo clowns at the meeting with many people, Nari✔
° Feelings Jam Toplevel with Ardyn✔, Church✤✔, the Doctor, Noctis✔, Togami, Arianna✔

✿ Tuesday
° Fuck your motive, Dad
° Togami's PSA
° No secrets for you + Touko + Soma + Clarith+Togami

✿ Wednesday
° Lonely Hearts with Yurika✔, Arianna✔, Natsuhi✔
° Her first Valentine is a committed woman but Nari isn't a dumb boy so this is a step up
° V-Valentines???✔
° Thanking Touko✔
° There he is, that fucker

✿ Thursday
° Arianna's Apple Turnovers

✿ First Investigation + Trial
° Waking up to immediately out your own secret
° Useless once again but there's work yet
° Give back what once was mine no matter your motives; if not we march grimly on
° IT'S REAL SPACE so we gotta share what we know
° Small commentaries concerning the trial
° Hands and scent check
° Discomfort and a whiny bitch who needs a kick in the pants
° Hold up, wait a minute, stop the ride
° STOP THE RIDE I WANT TO GET OFF
° VOTE, Goat Riot, and Execution

✿ Afterparty
° OH FUCK ME with Noctis, Pyrrha✔, Yurika✔, Nari✔
° Checking on Jumpy✔
° The Useless Healers With Black Marks On Their Record Club✔

WEEK 3

✿ Sunday
° I can hear your scream, Chitanda with Yurika✔, Xander, Natsuhi
° You stay in bed and I'll go confront the world
° Let me tell you about Fancysantakind with Ardyn✤✔
° Church's Count Chocula✔
° Hey Nari my BFFsie's mom wrote all these rad wizard books✤✔

✿ Monday
° DETECTIVE PONY IS HERE with Ardyn, Togami
° Arianna found Science Grandpa✔

✿ Tuesday
° I BELIEVE IN JADE HARLEY + Dad's a dingus
° Prank plans and the downfall of Howdy Rancour with Nari+Touko, Junpei✔, Noctis

✿ Wednesday
° Sharing Detective Pony with Touko
° Made Junpei a hot cocoa while he's in the pop music dimension✔
° Poor Church with his spreader bar✔
° Poor Varric, no talking for him
° Choromatsu is a sad green bean✔

✿ Thursday
° Jane sucks as a roommate
° Checking on Yurika✔

✿ Second Investigation + Trial
° Take Two never pans out like expected
° Finding swords and hiding concern
° Now is not the time to talk about Homestuck because Lucina wishes she was in on this convo
° Fookin rood we have important shit to discuss
° Nari is so good, and suffering alive is worse than death
° FRIENDSHIP IS THE BEST THING EVER and it's okay we're all low key relieved
° I gotchur alibi gurl and Hand + clothes check
° DON'T BE A FUCKING PERVERT DAD we don't need oH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
° Still pursuing cold leads because THE GIRL DOESN'T THINK TO THINK OF THE CONE SHE GAVE THE CULPRIT
° Pocket check that turns up useless
° You are not your worse half + Justice is an illusion
° Vote + WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK WE OUTIE BITCH

✿ Afterparty/Emergency Meeting
° High key panic attack with Nari✔
° Receiving good news
° Sorry Pyrrha she just can't stomach anything✔

WEEK 4

✿ Sunday
° Toplevel with Nari✔, Togami✔, Varric, + Get well soon you buttfart
° Give her the cardigan Church
° Papa Noct's Let's Play
° Heart buddy no✔

✿ Monday
° Go back to bed, Dad✔
° MOTIVE: MARIO KART with Yurika✔
° Breakfast of Space Champions with Junpei✤✔
° Ardyn does his sword thing✔

✿ Tuesday
° Shove that motive in a pie!
° The reason for the prank + an awkward exit
° The good boy comes home with Junpei✔, Yurika✤✔, Max, Ardyn, Arianna✔

✿ Wednesday
° Max took her picture✔
° Hi Dad thanks for the present I'll be sure to return the favor✔
° Meeting Take Two: here, there, errywhere

✿ Thursday
° Doing some stuff with Yurika✔, Church
° Who says you can't have cake for breakfast?✔
° Scheepover + FOR THE BOY + TELL FORTUNES TO HER + break out the space ouija

✿ Third Investigation + Trial
° Waking up to horror
° I don't know tech shit but I can hash some theories
° Joey protecc and Togami offered amnesty
° Oh my fucking God lay off, a woman is grieving
° Let's establish a timeline bit by bit
° Observations get ignored by Dad
° Togami must be feeling vindicated right now, he was smart enough to stay armed
° So the killer had respect?
° JESUS CHRIST PLEASE LOCK YOUR DOORS
° Holy sh- HEY CUT IT OUT
° No way we're going to try to believe better of Togami
° Pocket check + Hold up + ooOOOOH FUCK
° Everything is fucked + VOTE helping + This game is full of fuck

✿ Afterparty
° Checking on Ardyn✔
° You're still my friend, Touko
° Nari pays her respects✔
° Thank you, Pyrrha

WEEK 5

✿ Sunday
° Reaching for you through the waves with Max✔, Xander✔, Yurika, Noctis
° I can't believe the universal musical constant is motherfucking Stand By Me✔

✿ Monday
° WEE WOO WEE WOO
° EMERGENCY MEETING + please continue I insist
° MMMMMMM I DON'T LIKE IT PUT IT BACK LIKE TODAY ISN'T HARD ENOUGH WE GOT A MEGABITCH FUCKING WITH OUR HEADS
° I'm going to take back who I was✔
° Give me all the bacon and eggs in this Starbucks with Ardyn✤✔

✿ Tuesday
° This is a fucky motive WE ARE ALREADY SPEEDING TOWARDS OUR DEMISE
° Can't motivate me to murder if I'm already DEPRESSED
° f u c k with Junpei✤✔

✿ Wednesday
° Actually, fuck this
° Hey Arianna let's summon and bitchslap some demons
° We all keep trusting Ardyn surely this will never backfire✔

✿ Thursday
° We pay in blood for those we love most
° Holding vigil with Yurika✔, Noctis

✿ Fourth Investigation + Trial
° wwwwwwwwwwwwhat the fuck is going o- oh shit
° Kind of useless today but also a woman was hit by a bomb and bled to death in front of us so......
° HI YEAH OUR MODS ARE RUDE
° Everything sucks, it sucks so fucking bad
° this thread is just chock full of stuff
° Calling out PAL and having a concern
° Ardyn we think it's a frame-up and also intentional
° Clean body but SOMEONE NEEDS TO WOSH U SOUL
° BITCHSLAP and VOTE

✿ Afterparty...?
° VR AGAIN???? + roll call
° cHURCH- oh that could've been worse
° Hey can I- oh you opened the- oH NO JESUS CHRIST LET IT WORK JUST ONCE
° Don't hit my Dad + the prince's crown, reclaimed + ever at your side

WEEK 6

✿ Sunday
° The first full day at the Spaceport with SIS, Yurika✔
° Hey Ardyn do you want to take a ride in the laundry hampers✔
° Arianna is grieving we gotta help✤✔
° Nari remembered an Arby's✔
° Papa Noct, look at the door✔

✿ Monday
° You know, guess what I'd prefer? A therapist of my own gender + I want my shit back
° Reuniting Ardyn with his tiny robot nephew✔
° Drink and meme responsibly, Max✤✔
° Just sittin' with Xander

✿ Tuesday
° Kirby's fucking pissed
° We're going to attempt to be okay

✿ Wednesday
° Papa Noct's new friend
° Nari's old friend
° Stuff with Pyrrha
° Ardyn's roomba✔
° Sick of me yet, Xander?
° Yurika no✔

✿ Thursday
° Trying to keep busy with Pyrrha, Ardyn, Church✔, Arianna, Heart
° Spin the bottle? + oh shucks Junpei + dAD............

✿ Fifth Investigation + Trial
° Hey dudes what's going on in- oh no WE COULD NOT AFFORD TO LOSE ARDYN we need to Sherlock some of this shit
° A whole lot of evidence discourse + color comparison
° Can you believe we're saying this about Ardyn? Ardyn?????
° More color discourse + we gotchur flower Church
° Arianna our lady of bondage + PAL is a goddamn Sonic robot
° I got zero drugs + Can we please dispose of all future drugs?
° I was trying to go somewhere Jesus + Max I do not believe it was you
° Pocket check + A small reaction + CUT IT OUT JUNPEI
° Holy fuck Church
° Oh no, I was right - FUCKING SHIT THIS IS HOW WE GO OUT

✿ Afterparty
° Picking up her letter
° I never eat when I'm in mourning✔
° Pyrrha you don't need to clean up alone✔

WEEK 7

✿ Sunday
° Are you watching over me, Mom? with Yurika✔, Arianna, Xander✤✔
° Hi Touko
° Noctis, my friend in law✤✔

✿ Monday
° Got a present for Nari
° SUPPORT ARIANNA✔
° Wait hold on the Starbucks is on fire? What?
° This is likely to get stupid

✿ Tuesday
° Motives but they keep getting faster
° Manic mourning with Pyrrha✔, Church✔, Heart✔

✿ Wednesday
° Dad help I've been dunked on

✿ Thursday
° Way too fucking nervous for this shit with Yurika✔, Arianna✔

✿ Sixth Investigation + Trial
° Well this is not what we want to wake up to, considering just how much this can fuck you up
° Put it back please, cease and desist
° Microwave? It's dumber than you think
° We know what it looks like and shit's too sad
° Observation? Also eeeeuurgh
° I got a rope but it wasn't THE rope
° Elevator evidence
° It's okay he's hot + Pocket check
° Uh- Oh no fuck this
° Noooooo + binary?
° VOTE + fuck this shit I'm out

✿ Afterparty
° Sad science and waffle burgers with Arianna✔, Yurika✔, Touko

WEEK 8

✿ Sunday
° Sorting through a LOT of memories with Yurika✔, Noctis✔, Church
° Nariiiiiiiii✔
° Meeting up with Dad

✿ Monday
° Yurika and Jane the working girls✔
° Came for the metal, stayed for the Arianna
° Jane and Touko take a hammer and fix the baby
° Nari's dress is familiar...

✿ Tuesday
° It's not like the actual main character and hero of Homestuck wouldn't be alive without Jane to be paradox clone'd it's fine?
° Damnably fine cherry pie
° Pyrrha's meeting

✿ Wednesday
° Hey Church what's good

✿ Thursday
° My pies are the finest

✿ Seventh Investigation + Trial
° And she still doesn't find the body, but she does find the laundry room
° Evidence + Was this a skin condition?
° Bloody sink clarification + Is Dad okay?
° Double checking Xander + Coming up clean
° Why wouldn't you take Gladio "Shit Brickhouse" Amicitia seriously + Wait no, Nari-
° WE LOVE YOU GODDAMN IT + WAIT A SECOND + Y'ALL GOTTA STOP
° No more choices, So little to hold onto

✿ Afterparty
° Sad time with Arianna, Church + Dad

WEEK 9

✿ Sunday
° I'm finally who I was before and it's with a fierce and broken heart

✿ Monday
° NARI LIVES
° Meeting time + Argue to save them + Oh, yeerk? + cw: mind control trauma

✿ Tuesday
° Be Ready
° One last chat with Dad
° Church's collections
° A Max pic for the road

✿ ENDGAME
° Where it starts