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[cyan_maid]

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[cyan_maid]

Then I am pretty sure that is what you are telling me.

[uber_marionettist]

You know that I wouldn't be encouraging this if I didn't know you could do it.

[cyan_maid]

Obviously I can do it. They expect children to be able to do this.
Or at least they expect the children to get a head start on it and try.

[uber_marionettist]

I feel like the topic of children and what they can or cannot be expected to reasonably accomplish is a real slippery slope. Paula Deen ain't got nothin' on the amount of butter sacrificed to the cause. This is the slickest, greasiest, most lubricious slope the world has ever seen.

Take a board to it, see how fast you go. Shit, I could really push this one, bring up the sick flips and radical tricks a kid could get up to on this oleaginous figure of speech.

But anyway.

I didn't see any children when I was there, and I don't think you will either.

[cyan_maid]

Were there a fair amount of folks up there at all, anyway? Or is it relatively empty aside from the staff?