[Oh god, people actually set tables? Has Davesprite ever set a table in his whole life or even seen someone set a table outside of a sitcom? He's pretty sure no.]
Can't be that hard. [He mumbles that first part to himself.] Alright, I got this.
[And then—] Holy shit, that's a lot of chocolate chips.
[Before he does his kitchen duty, Davesprite goes to check shit out, maybe with the intention of sneaking a few. You know. For science.]
[Go right on to town, Davesprite. There's still the other bag.]
Hmmm! Then I'll have to do my very best at the guesswork. [She starts to measure out all the ingredients and puts them in a big bowl.] I personally am a bit picky about the ratio. If you put too many chips in, you might as well have made chocolate pancakes, you know?
Of course! You can make nearly any kind of pancake should you set your mind to it. I can't recall the precise amount of cocoa needed in the batter to do it, but I can always look it up.
[She plucks the other bag from the counter and opens it up. Better dump the whole thing in, judging by how he's feasting over there.]
[He's helping! Good. She'd give him the pancakes anyway, but it's nice when her guests do a little something.]
Blueberry would be at the top of the list! And red velvet - you'd never believe there was such a thing as a red velvet pancake until you've tasted one! Honestly, it would be harder to pick kinds that you shouldn't try, because there are so many variations! Regular pancakes are simple enough to allow for that kind of thing.
Whoa, back up a step. What's a red velvet pancake even like. Is that red velvet cake's breakfastier cousin.
[He rifles through the cabinet, hoping there's some thoroughly atrocious dishware in here. Gotta make ironic use of the most hideous color combinations. Are there grandma plates? Fuck, tell him there are grandma plates covered in cats or something.]
[For the record, those grandma plates covered in kittens belong to Roxy. Jane's are in the other cabinet and are covered in rabbits.]
Pretty much! You can even whip up a cream cheese...I'd call it a glaze or a syrup, but it's not exactly translucent...well, it's a sauce then. You just cook that along with them and top them! It's a perfect pairing.
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Can't be that hard. [He mumbles that first part to himself.] Alright, I got this.
[And then—] Holy shit, that's a lot of chocolate chips.
[Before he does his kitchen duty, Davesprite goes to check shit out, maybe with the intention of sneaking a few. You know. For science.]
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Hoo hoo! Yes, I wanted to make sure I had enough. I don't know how many you'd like in the pancakes, after all.
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[It's maybe a little too innocent. In any case, he's going to pop open a bag and eat some of these chips for the greater good.]
I've got no idea about the proper ratio of chocolate to pancake, though. It's something I'll have to defer to your wisdom on.
[And he'll just take a few more chips while he's here...
Yeah, he's gonna keep eating them if she doesn't stop him.]
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Hmmm! Then I'll have to do my very best at the guesswork. [She starts to measure out all the ingredients and puts them in a big bowl.] I personally am a bit picky about the ratio. If you put too many chips in, you might as well have made chocolate pancakes, you know?
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Are chocolate pancakes an actual thing.
[Because they definitely aren't something that have made their way into his diet.]
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[She plucks the other bag from the counter and opens it up. Better dump the whole thing in, judging by how he's feasting over there.]
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[He should probably at least try to set the table, though, and goes to pilfer the cabinet above the sink.]
So what other pancake varieties would you recommend.
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Blueberry would be at the top of the list! And red velvet - you'd never believe there was such a thing as a red velvet pancake until you've tasted one! Honestly, it would be harder to pick kinds that you shouldn't try, because there are so many variations! Regular pancakes are simple enough to allow for that kind of thing.
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Whoa, back up a step. What's a red velvet pancake even like. Is that red velvet cake's breakfastier cousin.
[He rifles through the cabinet, hoping there's some thoroughly atrocious dishware in here. Gotta make ironic use of the most hideous color combinations. Are there grandma plates? Fuck, tell him there are grandma plates covered in cats or something.]
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Pretty much! You can even whip up a cream cheese...I'd call it a glaze or a syrup, but it's not exactly translucent...well, it's a sauce then. You just cook that along with them and top them! It's a perfect pairing.
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Amazing.]
Ok, that sounds delicious. How about apple pancakes?