Jane Crocker and the Sburb Alpha

THE FLETCHER GYM - BADGE REQUESTS

2021-04-27T14:44:55Z

The Fletcher Gym
Leader: Jane Crocker
Reward: The Cluedo Badge

THE FLETCHER GYM

HOURS OF OPERATION:

Monday, Wednesday, and Friday: 8am to 6pm

Tuesday and Thursday: In the field, but could be at the gym any time between 9am to 4pm

You'll be informed if she's in or not, and can leave a challenge request card at the front desk - she'll call you when she gets back so you can get started.

The gym itself is repurposed from an old warehouse, but it looks more to be like a small townhouse (shutters would be blue and not red for the record) that's been built "next" to the warehouse, which serves as an entrance. The foyer is more like a cozy lobby, in which a gym trainer will welcome visitors. Since Jane's gym operates as both a gym and a base of operations for her PI business, visitors will indicate which they are here for. Potential clients will be brought upstairs to Jane's office on the second floor without any fuss, and she will come to meet them and discuss what it is they need help with. Please note she has various framed novelty prints (source) on the walls, making for rather friendly atmosphere.

Challengers do not have it so easy!

The front desk trainer will lead a challenger to a parlor and instructed that they have fifteen minutes to figure out how to get out of this room and into the next before they will be offered advancement via trainer battle. Trainers must find one of several different solutions to the room's puzzle to advance through five more rooms, each connected by long hallways and built into the old warehouse to allow for more mobility and larger rooms to battle in. While there are different solutions to each puzzle, the rooms will always be the same: a parlor (as linked above), a kitchen, dining room, a study, a recreation room, and a bedroom (the rec room will always reveal either stairs, a ladder, or some other means of ascending to the second floor in order to get to the bedroom). The rooms are all decorated with props and those windows are fake, so don't worry too much if your Pikachu breaks something on accident. The bedroom is also available for you to take a nap in to heal up once you have solved the puzzle or beaten its trainer!

The bedroom's passage will bring you to Jane's office, where she will congratulate you on solving her gym puzzles and flip a switch, which will drop a rope ladder down from the ceiling. Taking the lead, she'll bring the challenger up to the warehouse roof, where a battlefield has been set up, for your badge battle! Do keep in mind the day's weather as it will effect the fight - rain operates like Rain Dance, snow operates like Hail, hot and sunny days operate like Sunny Day, etc.

Counting the receptionist (who will battle trainers in the parlor if they cannot move forward), there are 6 trainers that can be battled before you reach Jane. The types of Pokemon they have can vary, because Jane wants you to expect the unexpected! They all make use of the Scope Lens.

Challengers who complete the puzzles but happen to lose their battle with Jane are given a special card, which they can turn in after at least one week has passed to come back and battle again without having to go through the puzzle rooms - unless they want to.

Any trainers trying to game the system and claim to be a potential client to get to Jane's office the easy way will be congratulated on their ingenuity, and then pied in the face. You'll have to come back another day and request a challenge properly, I'm afraid!

Challenges will be judged as follows:

OOCly, I will roll a D6 to determine if your character solves each room's puzzle or not. A 1 will result in facing a gym trainer. 2-5 will get you a straight solution, and a 6 will not only get you a solution, but the option to face the room's gym trainer if you so wish. Please indicate if you would like an optional battle in your challenge! Held items are permitted in all battles, while Mega Evolution is only permitted when battling Jane.

REWARDS:

• The Cluedo Badge - It looks (and fuctions) like a tie clip! The clip part is gold with six small blue inlaid crystals, and the top part where a bauble might be is actually a small magnifying glass, about the size and rough outline of a thumbprint! You can in fact use this as a tiny magnifying glass.

• P20,000

• A Scope Lens

Use the form below in a comment to this post to issue your challenge!

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Dandelion Seed

2019-04-24T19:58:55Z

[CW: mentions of graphic death, trauma, and The Homestuck Epilogues that don't actually exist.]

You'll get around to schooling eventually. Eventually. Realistically by twenty-one, you think, is a good estimate, because by then you'll have had lived three full years of the truest freedom, after sixteen with your destiny predescribed by games and great grandmothers, and two with the tether of sensationalized bloodsport tightly wound around your neck. But there needs to be some time in between. Fly full-tilt into the sun, and your wings are going to melt, or you'll get sunburn and the light will definitely blind you. It goes something like that, probably. Mostly. You could say such a virtue was exposited by Troll Percy Shelley, and people might believe you.

(Did the Trolls even have a Percy Shelley? Did they have a Mary Shelley? Instead of the impulse to find a hated rival to kiss sometimes and the need to sleep in piles of stuff when your stress gets unmanageable, you wish the Condesce had imparted some literary trivia on your once-brainwashed brain. Ah, well, maybe in another timeline. But anyway.)

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EPILOGUE REACTION CMO - SPOILERS

2019-04-21T06:11:46Z

( Read more... )

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Post-Airlocked CMO

2018-10-16T02:38:10Z

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Airlocked R5 - Jane's Private Notes

2018-02-05T15:12:30Z

( Since it's all back in a VR mall... )

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AIRLOCKED R5 CR CHART

2018-01-12T16:30:50Z

( who the fuck are these losers )

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AIRLOCKED R5 INVENTORY

2018-01-12T16:26:16Z

( so much useless goddamn crap )

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AIRLOCKED R5 THREAD TRACKER

2018-01-12T16:24:57Z

✔ = cashed in
✤ = for AC

WEEK 1

✿ INTRO MINGLE
° Toplevel with Max ✔, Pyrrha✔, Arianna✔, Natsuhi, Varric✔
° Nari's priorities✔
° Judging Ardyn✔
° Meet cute (?) with Touko✔
° Recruiting Noctis for JakeQuest 6973✔
° Junpei with the beans✔
° OVERSEER IDENTITY THIS IS NOT A DRILL + small panic

✿ Sunday
° Toplevel with Yurika✔, Pyrrha✔, Church✔, Natsuhi✔, Noctis✔, Touko
° The Doctor's questions

✿ Monday
° Toplevel with Thomasin✔
° Hajimemashite, Choro-kun
° Junpei on murdergame alumni
° SAVE YOURSELF NARI
° Tatts and scars all up in here
° wHAT YEAR IS IT
° Technically at the meeting. Technically.

✿ Tuesday
° Max at the Cinnabunny✔
° Eat a fucking cookie Ardyn✔

✿ Wednesday
° Her Dairy Empress now with Togami✔, Arianna✤✔, Ardyn✔, The Doctor, Soma✔, Xander✔, Natsuhi, Thomasin, Touko
° Cake for Noct
° Doctor Who, now in your local coffee shop
° YurikaTried.jpeg✔
° Need Nari's opinion✤✔

✿ Thursday
° Clarith made her a blanket
° Yuuri Wakasa's new special on HGTV
° WHAT THE HAP IS FUCKENING

✿ Friday
° Checking on Nari✔ and Church✔ after the Fuckening
° Just two confused medics here✔
° Thomasin making pottage in Flavortown

✿ Saturday
° WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE Feat. Touko
° Noticing Junpei-senpai✔
° Noct's come up with a new recipeh
° Arianna is way too trusting

WEEK 2

✿ Sunday
° Bathroom buddies announcement
° Toplevel with Yurika✤✔, Natsuhi✔, Varric✔
° I swear if these are juggalo robots I am going to flip my shit

✿ Monday
° Got to warn about the faygo clowns at the meeting with many people, Nari✔
° Feelings Jam Toplevel with Ardyn✔, Church✤✔, the Doctor, Noctis✔, Togami, Arianna✔

✿ Tuesday
° Fuck your motive, Dad
° Togami's PSA
° No secrets for you + Touko + Soma + Clarith+Togami

✿ Wednesday
° Lonely Hearts with Yurika✔, Arianna✔, Natsuhi✔
° Her first Valentine is a committed woman but Nari isn't a dumb boy so this is a step up
° V-Valentines???✔
° Thanking Touko✔
° There he is, that fucker

✿ Thursday
° Arianna's Apple Turnovers

✿ First Investigation + Trial
° Waking up to immediately out your own secret
° Useless once again but there's work yet
° Give back what once was mine no matter your motives; if not we march grimly on
° IT'S REAL SPACE so we gotta share what we know
° Small commentaries concerning the trial
° Hands and scent check
° Discomfort and a whiny bitch who needs a kick in the pants
° Hold up, wait a minute, stop the ride
° STOP THE RIDE I WANT TO GET OFF
° VOTE, Goat Riot, and Execution

✿ Afterparty
° OH FUCK ME with Noctis, Pyrrha✔, Yurika✔, Nari✔
° Checking on Jumpy✔
° The Useless Healers With Black Marks On Their Record Club✔

WEEK 3

✿ Sunday
° I can hear your scream, Chitanda with Yurika✔, Xander, Natsuhi
° You stay in bed and I'll go confront the world
° Let me tell you about Fancysantakind with Ardyn✤✔
° Church's Count Chocula✔
° Hey Nari my BFFsie's mom wrote all these rad wizard books✤✔

✿ Monday
° DETECTIVE PONY IS HERE with Ardyn, Togami
° Arianna found Science Grandpa✔

✿ Tuesday
° I BELIEVE IN JADE HARLEY + Dad's a dingus
° Prank plans and the downfall of Howdy Rancour with Nari+Touko, Junpei✔, Noctis

✿ Wednesday
° Sharing Detective Pony with Touko
° Made Junpei a hot cocoa while he's in the pop music dimension✔
° Poor Church with his spreader bar✔
° Poor Varric, no talking for him
° Choromatsu is a sad green bean✔

✿ Thursday
° Jane sucks as a roommate
° Checking on Yurika✔

✿ Second Investigation + Trial
° Take Two never pans out like expected
° Finding swords and hiding concern
° Now is not the time to talk about Homestuck because Lucina wishes she was in on this convo
° Fookin rood we have important shit to discuss
° Nari is so good, and suffering alive is worse than death
° FRIENDSHIP IS THE BEST THING EVER and it's okay we're all low key relieved
° I gotchur alibi gurl and Hand + clothes check
° DON'T BE A FUCKING PERVERT DAD we don't need oH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
° Still pursuing cold leads because THE GIRL DOESN'T THINK TO THINK OF THE CONE SHE GAVE THE CULPRIT
° Pocket check that turns up useless
° You are not your worse half + Justice is an illusion
° Vote + WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK WE OUTIE BITCH

✿ Afterparty/Emergency Meeting
° High key panic attack with Nari✔
° Receiving good news
° Sorry Pyrrha she just can't stomach anything✔

WEEK 4

✿ Sunday
° Toplevel with Nari✔, Togami✔, Varric, + Get well soon you buttfart
° Give her the cardigan Church
° Papa Noct's Let's Play
° Heart buddy no✔

✿ Monday
° Go back to bed, Dad✔
° MOTIVE: MARIO KART with Yurika✔
° Breakfast of Space Champions with Junpei✤✔
° Ardyn does his sword thing✔

✿ Tuesday
° Shove that motive in a pie!
° The reason for the prank + an awkward exit
° The good boy comes home with Junpei✔, Yurika✤✔, Max, Ardyn, Arianna✔

✿ Wednesday
° Max took her picture✔
° Hi Dad thanks for the present I'll be sure to return the favor✔
° Meeting Take Two: here, there, errywhere

✿ Thursday
° Doing some stuff with Yurika✔, Church
° Who says you can't have cake for breakfast?✔
° Scheepover + FOR THE BOY + TELL FORTUNES TO HER + break out the space ouija

✿ Third Investigation + Trial
° Waking up to horror
° I don't know tech shit but I can hash some theories
° Joey protecc and Togami offered amnesty
° Oh my fucking God lay off, a woman is grieving
° Let's establish a timeline bit by bit
° Observations get ignored by Dad
° Togami must be feeling vindicated right now, he was smart enough to stay armed
° So the killer had respect?
° JESUS CHRIST PLEASE LOCK YOUR DOORS
° Holy sh- HEY CUT IT OUT
° No way we're going to try to believe better of Togami
° Pocket check + Hold up + ooOOOOH FUCK
° Everything is fucked + VOTE helping + This game is full of fuck

✿ Afterparty
° Checking on Ardyn✔
° You're still my friend, Touko
° Nari pays her respects✔
° Thank you, Pyrrha

WEEK 5

✿ Sunday
° Reaching for you through the waves with Max✔, Xander✔, Yurika, Noctis
° I can't believe the universal musical constant is motherfucking Stand By Me✔

✿ Monday
° WEE WOO WEE WOO
° EMERGENCY MEETING + please continue I insist
° MMMMMMM I DON'T LIKE IT PUT IT BACK LIKE TODAY ISN'T HARD ENOUGH WE GOT A MEGABITCH FUCKING WITH OUR HEADS
° I'm going to take back who I was✔
° Give me all the bacon and eggs in this Starbucks with Ardyn✤✔

✿ Tuesday
° This is a fucky motive WE ARE ALREADY SPEEDING TOWARDS OUR DEMISE
° Can't motivate me to murder if I'm already DEPRESSED
° f u c k with Junpei✤✔

✿ Wednesday
° Actually, fuck this
° Hey Arianna let's summon and bitchslap some demons
° We all keep trusting Ardyn surely this will never backfire✔

✿ Thursday
° We pay in blood for those we love most
° Holding vigil with Yurika✔, Noctis

✿ Fourth Investigation + Trial
° wwwwwwwwwwwwhat the fuck is going o- oh shit
° Kind of useless today but also a woman was hit by a bomb and bled to death in front of us so......
° HI YEAH OUR MODS ARE RUDE
° Everything sucks, it sucks so fucking bad
° this thread is just chock full of stuff
° Calling out PAL and having a concern
° Ardyn we think it's a frame-up and also intentional
° Clean body but SOMEONE NEEDS TO WOSH U SOUL
° BITCHSLAP and VOTE

✿ Afterparty...?
° VR AGAIN???? + roll call
° cHURCH- oh that could've been worse
° Hey can I- oh you opened the- oH NO JESUS CHRIST LET IT WORK JUST ONCE
° Don't hit my Dad + the prince's crown, reclaimed + ever at your side

WEEK 6

✿ Sunday
° The first full day at the Spaceport with SIS, Yurika✔
° Hey Ardyn do you want to take a ride in the laundry hampers✔
° Arianna is grieving we gotta help✤✔
° Nari remembered an Arby's✔
° Papa Noct, look at the door✔

✿ Monday
° You know, guess what I'd prefer? A therapist of my own gender + I want my shit back
° Reuniting Ardyn with his tiny robot nephew✔
° Drink and meme responsibly, Max✤✔
° Just sittin' with Xander

✿ Tuesday
° Kirby's fucking pissed
° We're going to attempt to be okay

✿ Wednesday
° Papa Noct's new friend
° Nari's old friend
° Stuff with Pyrrha
° Ardyn's roomba✔
° Sick of me yet, Xander?
° Yurika no✔

✿ Thursday
° Trying to keep busy with Pyrrha, Ardyn, Church✔, Arianna, Heart
° Spin the bottle? + oh shucks Junpei + dAD............

✿ Fifth Investigation + Trial
° Hey dudes what's going on in- oh no WE COULD NOT AFFORD TO LOSE ARDYN we need to Sherlock some of this shit
° A whole lot of evidence discourse + color comparison
° Can you believe we're saying this about Ardyn? Ardyn?????
° More color discourse + we gotchur flower Church
° Arianna our lady of bondage + PAL is a goddamn Sonic robot
° I got zero drugs + Can we please dispose of all future drugs?
° I was trying to go somewhere Jesus + Max I do not believe it was you
° Pocket check + A small reaction + CUT IT OUT JUNPEI
° Holy fuck Church
° Oh no, I was right - FUCKING SHIT THIS IS HOW WE GO OUT

✿ Afterparty
° Picking up her letter
° I never eat when I'm in mourning✔
° Pyrrha you don't need to clean up alone✔

WEEK 7

✿ Sunday
° Are you watching over me, Mom? with Yurika✔, Arianna, Xander✤✔
° Hi Touko
° Noctis, my friend in law✤✔

✿ Monday
° Got a present for Nari
° SUPPORT ARIANNA✔
° Wait hold on the Starbucks is on fire? What?
° This is likely to get stupid

✿ Tuesday
° Motives but they keep getting faster
° Manic mourning with Pyrrha✔, Church✔, Heart✔

✿ Wednesday
° Dad help I've been dunked on

✿ Thursday
° Way too fucking nervous for this shit with Yurika✔, Arianna✔

✿ Sixth Investigation + Trial
° Well this is not what we want to wake up to, considering just how much this can fuck you up
° Put it back please, cease and desist
° Microwave? It's dumber than you think
° We know what it looks like and shit's too sad
° Observation? Also eeeeuurgh
° I got a rope but it wasn't THE rope
° Elevator evidence
° It's okay he's hot + Pocket check
° Uh- Oh no fuck this
° Noooooo + binary?
° VOTE + fuck this shit I'm out

✿ Afterparty
° Sad science and waffle burgers with Arianna✔, Yurika✔, Touko

WEEK 8

✿ Sunday
° Sorting through a LOT of memories with Yurika✔, Noctis✔, Church
° Nariiiiiiiii✔
° Meeting up with Dad

✿ Monday
° Yurika and Jane the working girls✔
° Came for the metal, stayed for the Arianna
° Jane and Touko take a hammer and fix the baby
° Nari's dress is familiar...

✿ Tuesday
° It's not like the actual main character and hero of Homestuck wouldn't be alive without Jane to be paradox clone'd it's fine?
° Damnably fine cherry pie
° Pyrrha's meeting

✿ Wednesday
° Hey Church what's good

✿ Thursday
° My pies are the finest

✿ Seventh Investigation + Trial
° And she still doesn't find the body, but she does find the laundry room
° Evidence + Was this a skin condition?
° Bloody sink clarification + Is Dad okay?
° Double checking Xander + Coming up clean
° Why wouldn't you take Gladio "Shit Brickhouse" Amicitia seriously + Wait no, Nari-
° WE LOVE YOU GODDAMN IT + WAIT A SECOND + Y'ALL GOTTA STOP
° No more choices, So little to hold onto

✿ Afterparty
° Sad time with Arianna, Church + Dad

WEEK 9

✿ Sunday
° I'm finally who I was before and it's with a fierce and broken heart

✿ Monday
° NARI LIVES
° Meeting time + Argue to save them + Oh, yeerk? + cw: mind control trauma

✿ Tuesday
° Be Ready
° One last chat with Dad
° Church's collections
° A Max pic for the road

✿ ENDGAME
° Where it starts

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R4 Livewatch

2017-10-15T19:07:00Z

Airlocked! Season 1 Observation Journal

This is where I'm recording my thoughts on the first season of "Airlocked!".

If I get upset, I'm going to Dad.

I am so mad right now...everything hurts on the inside. I can't even bring myself to think of anything else, I'm lucky I can write this out. But I'm going to try and channel that into tearing apart every little clue and hint that InterGal7 leaves behind.

- We already know some things about this setup. It's in the same simulation our season was in, but on the other side of the station. Bolton, Max, and Jamie met here. Everyone but Bolton and Jamie died. Blaze Dudely was an Overseer, and this was before he became a cyborg and went banana cake nanners. The other Overseer was a woman whose full name is Rox Petuu. I'm not calling her that. I'm calling her Giada. And many people we care about were taken and used in this premier season.

- Ugh...okay, so, I've...been neglecting writing anything down a lot, because I keep ~~getting distracted~~ oh geez, why sugar coat it, I've been bawling like a baby whenever I try if Roxy's on the screen. Arianna caught me watching alone, and now she's determined to watch with me...she got me to laugh about ectobiology. That was...nice. That was nice. I think I can sort of understand...how someone could fall in love with her, for sure. She must make Clarith very happy.

- Some of the people in there have suspicions that they're in virtual reality already.

- Giada and Blaze Dudely don't show up very often. They give very few answers, to the distress of most of the people there. Giada in particular is very, very frightening to look at. I don't think I want to know what kind of alien she actually is under the hardlight.

I fell behind on this. I really did. And I'm sorry. It's...proven to be a lot harder to actually...take notes, this time.

[Code source for comments is HERE]

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R3 Livewatch

2017-08-03T13:00:30Z

Airlocked! Season 4 Observation Journal

This is where I will be recording thoughts, observations, and possible clues presented in the latest exhibition of deplorability known as "Airlocked!". If there is anything that InterGal7 or "Nina" let slip, I want us to catch it, not only for the sake of our friends and ourselves, but for all who continue to be ensnared by them for this incideous entertainment.

IF I AM FEELING IN ANY WAY DISTRESSED, I MUST PUT THIS JOURNAL DOWN IMMEDIATELY AND TAKE A BREAK FROM WATCHING. Jamie, Xander, Yurika, the Doctor, Thomasin, and Natsuhi, in that order, can provide hugs. From the new group, Queenie is the most likely to offer hugs if needed, and Junpei is probably the best person in the ship to talk to overall if I just need to talk. You can spar with Xander and Ardyn if you really need to hit something. Yurika will be there for you if you need to cry. Junpei and Togami can bounce theories around with you ONLY if you are feeling up to the task.

( This time she has a nice, new journal to write stuff down in! )

[code source for comments is HERE]

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R2 Livewatch Journal

2017-05-16T14:41:39Z

Airlocked! Season 3 Observation Journal

This is where I shall be recording unusual things I observe during the "show" in order to better facilitate our rescue of our friends and possible dismantling of the system propigating these "games", as well as some notes on the newest batch of "champions" in the hopes that, if they escaped and we find them, we can become allies.

ADDENDUM: If I am beginning to show signs of distress or agitation while investigating I am to set this journal down immediately and go lay down somewhere in the company of someone else, as requested by pretty much everyone else. If I need to hit something, I will ask Xander to spar with me. If I need to cry, I'm to go to Yurika. If I am absolutely a ball of anxious energy then I shall throw myself into something beneficial for everyone else on board. If I just need a hug: Jamie, Xander, Yurika, the Doctor, Thomasin, Natsuhi can provide in that order. If I'm able to contain myself after viewing I can go to Togami and bounce theories off of him.

( All the notes are written on the backs of crumpled pieces of illicit fanart... )

[code source for comments is HERE]

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AIRLOCKED - INTERMISSIONS THREAD TRACKER

2017-04-27T19:36:32Z

INTERMISSION 1

✿THE SCAVENGER HUNT
° Plan of attack
° The Teams
° The Panel Group
° Wait what's going on where are we going
° cHRIST
° We need to explain to alien!JSE that everything is going to hell

END OF R2

✿Take me to Sparby's (Space Arby's)
° this is a fucking shitshow

✿Bits of Real Life
° The Starship Temerity Community
° Post R2 CMO

INTERMISSION 2

✿THE DIABOLICAL MEET & GREET
° Jaycee's tip
° Correspondance
° Junpei you goober
° You may refer to me as 'Eagle One'
° Whole-ass one thing
° The one Ardyn chose
° Jane reacts to: Officer York
° Stop being hot Gladio!Ardyn you're like an estranged uncle
° This game is about shitposts and murder
° The Q&A Team
° TEEN IDIOT SQUAD
° Back on board: the emotional and mental breakdown

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AIRLOCKED - IMPRESSIONS

2017-03-30T15:06:09Z

( Buck up, Sunshine )

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AIRLOCKED - INVENTORY

2017-02-12T15:27:49Z

( Does it really matter if it was all virtually simulated? )

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AIRLOCKED - THREAD TRACKER

2017-02-12T15:25:20Z

( A Wild Ride on the Starship Murderprise )

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AIRLOCKED - CR CHART

2017-02-12T15:16:17Z

	» Xander Fire Emblem: Fates Very admirable for his organizational skills and his ability to reign in his temper. He liked my cakes, too! I do feel a bit bad to subjecting him to the old Salt and Pepper Diner prank...but he's still a lovely gentleman. I can't be more grateful for him returning my shirt to me. He's done terrible things for the sake of his home, but...I can't hold that against him. War is terrible. That does not make him terrible. For Light's sake, I...will do what I can to make sure he takes care of himself. We need him, and she wouldn't want him to turn up in the afterlife. I'm going to have to hit him for what he did, but at the same time, I'll help him dress his wounds and make him comfortable. He's...like a Dad that doesn't always do things you approve of, but he does his best to do right by you because that's where his heart is. I believe in him.	» Seth Twiright Evillious Chronicles ~~Strange. A little eerie.~~ See you in Hell, you awful snake of a man.
	» Angelica Ainsworth Fate/Kaleid Liner Prisma☆Illya ~~Still want to know why she's a "doll". Okay, I suppose.~~ So I'll never know why she was a "doll", but...I guess that doesn't matter anymore, does it? She shouldn't have had to suffer like she did.	» Chitanda Eru Hyouka A very sweet girl who loves mysteries - and who seems to get wrapped up in quite a few of them at home! I do so like her, it's like finally meeting a kindred spirit. Together we are the C&C Detective Agency! They will hear your scream. I swear it.
	» Lightning Farron Final Fantasy XIII Stoic, serious, a loner...and level-headed. I'm glad I can believe in her, and rely on her. She's...really a great sister-figure, even if you don't expect a sister to invite you to a sparring match. I want her to be able to go home and be happy, and be there for her actual sister Serah. After all she's done for me...I bet that girl misses Light with all her heart. Even if your sister won't remember you, I'll tell her of all the good you did here, if I can ever find her. God...I'm going to miss you, and I won't be the only one.	» Kurumi Ebisuzawa Gakkou Gurashi Very close to Ricky and very loyal to her friends. Definitely a good person, even if she doesn't look before she leaps. Also...I know the meaning of her title, now. There's got to be something that can be done to help her. I-I'm not going to...I cannot bring myself to kill anyone here, but if something happened to her, I...before they take the body... I can't do anything. I'm sorry. I wanted to, I'm so sorry...
	» Toby Battleborn ~~He is perfectly fine to talk to, but it still strikes me as odd that he's essentially an alien penguin. Why in the world are there aliens that look like penguins out there? Have I gone mad?~~ Fuck you, Toby.	» Rukia Kuchiki Bleach Draws cute bunnies. I know I shouldn't have looked at Chitanda's poster, but...at least she didn't stop me. I would like to talk to her more...about rabbits, I guess. She's quite knowledgeable about funeral things. Damn me and my prodding, DAMN me...
	» The Doctor (9th) Doctor Who Very sharp, in mind and in tongue towards those who do wrong. He doesn't back down when he's staring someone malevolent in the face, either. Quite admirable. It's a good exercise for the mind to trade messages with him, and...I believe we've put a small measure of trust in each other. I'm going to make sure I honor that trust. And I think I'll try to accept that I'm brilliant. I believe in him.	» McBurn Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel ~~Masochist...? Er, yes, probably and definitely one of those. And possibly an exhibitionist? Eugh.~~ I really do not understand why he was so excessive...
	» Sadie Swenson Scream Queens ~~Still don't know why she wears earmuffs. I'm glad she passed her MCATs, at least.~~ Oh, God. Don't ever mess with the PIPs. Just don't. No matter how badly you want to rip it off your arm, do NOT do it.	» Frederica Irving Etrian Odyssey Untold Certainly doesn't mean any harm. Very sweet. If I get the proper tools, I'd like to bake something nice for her. Seems close to Kurumi - do cute twintails really bond people together? I feel awful having to subject her to scrutiny in that trial...Ricky has a good heart. I hope she can forgive me. I hope...she can get back to her world. I couldn't help her...oh, God...
	» Yurika Misumaru Martian Successor Nadesico Strange, but takes charge very well. Reliable. As odd as her life sounds, I do like listening to her talk. She's...she understands quite a lot, and is willing to listen, even when I think all I have to say is silly. I appreciate it. I really like finding these sisterly figures here. I only wish I had her strength. Hers and Light's. Then I could actually be of help. But surely it weighs on her...it must. I'll do what I can to support her, though. I believe in her.	» The Griffin The Griffin and the Minor Canon ~~I thought things couldn't get weirder than the penguin. I was wrong. Still have not properly met him yet.~~ Gave me some alternate things to think about. His dedication to his friends was admirable...he didn't deserve what happened.
	» Thomasin The Witch Has very little idea of what to do with things I know I take for granted. I want to try to help her more. As long as she's here, she's more than entitled to have the chance to learn. I should really...properly learn about her, too. At least, I think, we're on a better footing than we were before. I think she definitely is in need of a close friend, after what happened to Shadow...and God, she needs to learn about a healthier form of Pagan religions. I know it's not all blood sacrifice and evil goats. I believe in her.	» Natsuhi Ushiromiya Umineko no Naku Koro ni Definitely more rattled by this place as she tries to convince us she is. Still, that goes without saying! I think she might have the most normal life out of all of us! Is this what it's like to have a Mom? I'm pretty sure this is what it's like. Though from the sound of things, Miss Natsuhi...your life had been incredibly sad before you came here. And your ability to mom us is absolutely terrifying...I believe in her.
	» Shadow The Hedgehog Sonic the Hedgehog ~~Should probably talk to him properly.~~ The first time I talk to him, and it's a couple of days before he ends up dying. Some of the others took it pretty hard...	» Margulis Xenosaga ~~Still not sure what to make of him yet. Possibly religious?~~ A religious man with incredible dedication to his cause. Even if he gambled with our lives...
	» Byakuya Togami Dangan Ronpa A rude jerk. Seems oddly enthused to match wits with a killer. Darn me, I enjoy snarking back at him when he's being an idiotic snob...I just wish my sabotage had been that Baby Alive and not the cone, but did he really have to be a weenie and not take care of it? Gracious...he claims to have been in a similar situation to this one before. I should make up a silly puzzle for HIM to solve - and pie him in the face. A lot. The insufferable twit gives very good advice that I will have to swallow my pride and listen to, even if it's not exactly realistic. And even so, there's a part of me that...well. I couldn't have figured out what helped us turn the tables without him. I believe in him. Yes, and...	» The Overseers Airlocked You two were torn away from your homes just as us. I know that now. And even with you gone, Bolton, I believe in you. Jamie, I believe in you - and you're leaving this place in one piece, with us. I swear it.
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Travel, PKMN, Inventory

2016-07-17T23:03:35Z

TRAVEL DETAILS

PKMN Trainer Jane would like to battle!

Status: Trainer, Maid class
Companions: Everyone living in Homestuck House
Current Location: Goldenrod City
Current Job: Pokemon Center Assistant w/Dinah; P650/hr, can only work 20hrs/week
Total Funds: P810,000
Badges: || || League Certificate

CURRENT POKEMON TEAM

IN ROTATION

INVENTORY

Currently in Jane's backpack:

-- 1 PokéGear
-- 1 Rainbow Wing
-- 5 Potions
-- 50 Revives
-- 50 Hyper Potions
-- 10 Elixers
-- 23 Antidotes (three from Claude for Christmas 2020)
-- 20 Paralyze Heals
-- 20 Awakenings,
-- 20 Burn Heals
-- 20 Ice Heals
-- 1 Repel, 1 MaxRepel
-- 1 Escape Rope
-- 5 PokéBalls
-- HM Fly
-- HM Surf
-- HM Strength
-- HM Whirpool
-- HM Rock Smash
-- HM Waterfall
-- TM Hone Claws
-- TM Hail
-- TM Venoshock x2
-- TM Hyper Beam
-- TM Rock Slide
-- TM Water Pulse
-- TM Fire Blast x2
-- TM Dragon Tail
-- TM Psyshock
-- TM Power-Up Punch (one use)
-- TM Giga Impact
-- TM Wonder Room (one use)
-- 1 Reusable TM Ice Beam, courtesy of Eusine as thanks for Camp Alpha 2019
-- 1 reusable TM Power-Up Punch, courtesy of Nephelis as thanks for rescue from Rocket Prom 2017
-- 1 reusable TM Dazzling Gleam, courtesy of the Pokemon League as thanks for her efforts in Ultra October 2019
-- 1 Hidden Ability candy, courtesy of the Pokemon League as thanks for her efforts in Ultra October 2019
-- 1 Soothe Bell
-- 1 reusable SS Anne ticket from beating Clair's Elite Team for the Rising Badge
-- 1 Mega Ring
-- 1 set of clothes, Maid class of Gen 4 specifically
-- 1 set of clothes reminiscent of her canon outfit: 1 t-shirt with a Pokemon's silhouette, 1 practical and modest skort, 1 pair of comfortable shoes
-- 1 light jacket for approaching cool weather
-- 1 winter coat
-- 1 winter accessory set
-- 1 pair of winter boots
-- 1 blue sweater and some nice jeans
-- 1 shirt to sleep in, along with 1 set of sleep pants
-- 1 set of clothes to replicate Ron Swanson's outfit, along with 1 face moustache
-- 1 dress for Prom 2017
-- 6 pairs of white socks
-- 3 changes of undergarments
-- 1 12oz bottle of liquid soap
-- 1 8oz bottle of shampoo; 1 8oz bottle of conditioner
-- 1 washcloth, 2 towels, 1 toothbrush, 1 travel-sized pack of toothpaste
-- clothes line, 6 clothes pins, and rubber gloves
-- 1 empty bento box
-- 50 assorted berries
-- 1 pair of cute oven mits from Dave for Christmas 2016 with a matching apron from Karat for Christmas 2016
-- 1 Audino Kigurumi from Jade for Christmas 2016
-- 1 Foxy Grandma hat from Jade for Christmas 2016
-- 1 set of cute baking molds from Jade for Christmas 2016
-- Various mustache knicknacks from Jade for Christmas 2016 (holy shit girl)
-- 1 journal, handwritten with pictures, trying to explain Weirdmaggedon from Dipper for Christmas 2016
-- 1 book of stories about trainers and their starter Pokemon from Lust for Christmas 2016
-- 1 reusable water bottle
-- 5 bags of trail mix
-- 5 bags of dried fruits
-- 3 bags carrots
-- 3 bags small potatoes
-- 2 jars boullion cubes
-- 2 boxes wheat crackers
-- 3 bags dried black beans
-- 2 bags rice
-- 1 small bottle vanilla extract
-- 1/2 pound bag of sugar
-- 1 container salt
-- 2 bushels of grapes' worth of raisins
-- 10 lightweight plastic bowls
-- 10 reusable plastic spoons
-- 1 first aid kit for humans
-- 1 set of camping cookware, including a collapsible pot, a frying pan, a spatula, a stirring spoon, and a ladle
-- 2 9in diameter cake pans
-- 1 cookie sheet
-- 1 metal mixing bowl
-- 1 spoonula
-- 1 set of safe kitchen knives
-- 1 lovingly used copy of Betty Crobat's Outdoor Cookbook
--1 copy of PokeBento: Hoenn 2nd Edition including recipes and ideas for lunches from all six regions
-- 1 copy of PokeBento: Alola Special Edition with recipes and ideas for lunches and snacks from the Alola region
-- 1 mustache maintenance kit, with Pokemon-friendly products, for Poirot
-- 1 boater hat from this outfit properly purchased after Obon, sometimes worn by Dinah
-- 1 wildly off-color Oshawott plush made with flimsy fabric and less than plush stuffing, won at the Test Your STRENGTH game at Obon. It has been agressively cuddled in sleep by August, Madeline, Ramsay, and Speckles during their earlier evolutions and is thus quite worn out already. It has now been passed down to Sebby.
-- 1 jacket for Dinah for Prom 2017 - also large enough to fit Jane in a pinch
-- 1 nice dress for semiformal events
-- 1 black bow tie for Dart for Prom 2017
-- 1 box fancy Pokepuffs
-- 10 Rare Candies
-- 1 pink notebook with an Audino on the cover, with a calendar, two inside cover pockets, and notes on breeding from Ford Pines for Christmas 2017
-- 1 knit hat, pink, with Audino ears, from Ford Pines for Christmas 2017
-- 1 set of cookie cutters from Rakka for Christmas 2017
-- 1 hand knitted scarf with the initials "JC" on the end from Rakka for Christmas 2017
-- 1 Frozen Rock, to evolve Alolan Vulpix, from Rakka for Christmas 2017
-- 1 Pokeball necklace from Lust for Christmas 2017
-- 1 pair of blue suede gloves with fur cuffs from Lust for Christmas 2017
-- 1 Cyan Beast shirt from home for Christmas 2017
-- 1 Shield Fossil obtained after participating in the Summer Solstice Festival 2017
-- 1 shard of pottery featuring a still vibrant rendition of Ho-oh received from the Unown after Camp Alpha 2019
-- 1 sachet of Sacred Ash
-- 1 sachet of Deepsea Salt
-- 1 Beast's Challenge necklace
-- 1 Bird's Gratitude necklace
-- 1 spare Egg Case from Christmas 2020, including a soft baby blanket, some baby Pokemon toys, and a book on Pokemon nutrition
-- A basket of meat and a set of Pokepuffs from Sasha for Secret Santa 2020
-- 1 hand mirror from Sylvain for Christmas 2020
-- From Angel and Armin for Christmas 2020:
* 1 Kalosian pastry book
* 1 book titled "How to Become the Next Detective Pikachu"
* 1 lockpicking guide
-- 1 Bat Signal level of power flashlight from Dirk for Christmas 2020
-- 1 light blue apron with her name on it from Kazuki for Christmas 2020
-- A set of dimestore detective novels from Kazuki for Christmas 2020
-- 1 matching hat and scarf set from Carly for Christmas 2020
-- 1 tin of cookies/chocolates from Carly for Christmas 2020
-- Trainer Handbook
-- 1 sleeping bag

[Last updated on 6/29/20, roster code can be found HERE]

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JANE CROCKER AND THE SBURB ALPHA

2016-07-17T22:50:37Z

Victory Road IC Inbox

2016-07-17T22:44:47Z

Ring, ring...ring, ring... beep!

Hello! You've reached Jane Crocker. Sorry I couldn't pick up at the moment, but if you could please leave your name, number, and a brief message, I'll get back to you as soon as possible!

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Soulgemmed Application

2016-04-11T18:05:10Z

( Would you like to make a contract? )

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Cosmographia - IC Inbox

2015-11-09T02:50:15Z

( beep...beep... )

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Cosmographia - Permissions Post

2015-04-03T02:15:31Z

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PLAYER NAME Elaine

CONTACT INFORMATION Plurk/animedutchess@yahoo.com/HMD

CHARACTER NAME Jane Crocker (cyan_maid, Homestuck)

Age 16 yrs old

Gem Larimar

Permissions Please contact me through PM for any violence or romance.

NOTES Jane tends to use a cyan colored font when communicating through written or electronic means. Please let me know if you would rather I forgo that and use black text instead, since it can be a strain on the eyes!

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ABILITIES

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☆ Calming - an aura with a range of 3ft, lasting for five minutes

☆ Fusion

☆ Healing - can only heal cuts, burns, bruises, and minor broken bones (including fingers, toes, wrists, ankles, noses, and teeth)

☆ Breathing Underwater - only lasts for two minutes

☆ Weapon Summoning - Trident

☆ Super Strength - can only lift up to a person her size comfortably

☆ Shapeshifting

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The Bastion - Inventory And Skills

2014-12-29T18:12:18Z

( SWEET LOOT )

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PERMISSIONS

2013-10-05T17:27:17Z

Why hello there! As you might have noticed, Jane is from the cast of Homestuck, and this cast has a tendency to use colorful fonts and nearly illegible quirks in their text posts/responses. While Jane types very neatly and nicely, her text is a particular brand of eye-searing cyan that is not to everyone's liking, and if you would prefer Jane not use it while conversing with your character, this is the place to let me know about it!

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IC Inbox - Asgard

2013-10-01T00:33:10Z

Hoo hoo hoo!
You've reached Jane Crocker's Inbox.
Please leave a message!
I'll get back to you post haste!
:B

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