cyan_maid: (Mm...I dunno.)
Jane Crocker ([personal profile] cyan_maid) wrote 2017-05-16 08:32 pm (UTC)


shikosuki
Choromatsu Matsuno
Champion Useless Heterosexual


Gosh do I know that useless heterosexual life. He thinks they're all in some sort of skit...possibly doesn't have a firm grasp of reality. Hopefully he comes to his senses BEFORE anything bad happens. Doesn't like his "Champion" title, but then again that's nothing new. And considering the trend of what happened to us, with deaths of lovers left and right? Maybe being a "useless" heterosexual will ensure his survival. Likes some musical artist named "Nyaa-chan"? What sort of genre are they from? WHY WAS HE GIVEN A VIBRATOR???????????? Seems to have some pretty rotten luck, but getting encouragement from cute girls did give him a little spike of good fortune. Perhaps that's why his champion title is what it is? Circumstancial luck based on the approval of girls? If that's the case, golly, it must be rough for him back home. I don't think I've ever seen a boy faint from being kissed by someone. We're on the same page about bitches. Considers himself the scum of society because he's something called a "NEET", because he lives with his parents and isn't in school and doesn't have a job...but I don't understand. Isn't the economy of earth kind of on a downswing and that was kind of becoming a sad sort of normal? It was in the United States in 2011 at least. If he can't help it, how could that make him scum? Very hurt on the inside, without Takumi. But not in THAT way. DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE DO THAT AGAIN!!!!! Please let him live.

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