cyan_maid: (AUGH WHAT THE FUCK)
Jane Crocker ([personal profile] cyan_maid) wrote2017-02-12 10:26 am
Entry tags:

AIRLOCKED - INVENTORY

CURRENTLY IN INVENTORY:
▼ One (1) Boon from Overseer Jamie in the form of a white football helmet with a maroon stripe and a horse on the side, including the note that came with it, given on Week 1.
▼ One (1) Boon from Overseer Jamie in the form of a taser, given on Week 5.
▼ One (1) Boon from Overseer Jamie in the form of a self defense keychain, given on Week 5.
▼ One (1) Sabotage from Overseer Bolton in the form of a pair of oven mitts, given on Week 4.
▼ One (1) Sabotage from Overseer Bolton in the form of a pumpkin mask, given on Week 4.
▼ One (1) set of roleplaying dice taken from the game room. Fuck you Overseers, she'll fight you with petty slights.
▼ One (1) sketchbook from the art room. It contains notes on their current situation - pros and cons of possible answers, comparing inconsistencies in memories, etc.
▼ Four (4) pens with cyan ink from the art room.
▼ One (1) Conch Shell. A seashell that lets you hear the sea if you hold it to your ear. Does not predict the future.
▼ Two (2) bottles of water. A bottle of clear mountain spring water.
▼ One (1) Crystal Skull. A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention.
▼ One (1) Foot Spa. A machine that helpfully provides a much-needed foot massage.
▼ One (1) deck of tarot cards. The artwork is truly beautiful.
▼ One (1) pair of fuzzy socks. Extremely soft. This pair is bright cyan.
▼ One (1) Oily Rabbit. A shabby toy rabbit dressed like a wizard, a 13th birthday gift from Roxy Lalonde. KEEPING HIM FOREVER.
▼ Two (2) Glitter Cannons. A cannon that shoots plastic capsules filled with glitter. It's like paintball but worse.
▼ One (1) Cat Pillow. An incredibly soft pillow that looks like a sleeping cat.
▼ One (1) pair of Slippers. A nice pair of moccasin-style slippers. These ones are blue, with incredibly soft black fur-like lining.
One (1) half pound bag of whole bean Coffee. It's high-quality beans from a faraway land. Used to make coffee cake.
▼ One (1) Blanket. A very large, very soft blanket. It looks like wool, but it feels like being trapped in a big warm cloud.
▼ Three (3) cleaned feathers from the Galaxy Pigeons.
▼ One (1) set of paints, including paintbrush
▼ One (1) box of colored pencils
▼ One (1) Energy Drink. A slender can of energy drink. The label says Crimson Ox.
▼ One (1) tube of Antibiotic Gel. A gel with antibiotic properties. Makes wounds heal 40% faster than soap and water alone.
▼ Two (2) Inflatable Swimming Pools. A blue rubber swimming pool. Too bad it doesn't come with an air pump to inflate it with. Fuck, let's repurpose these bitches.
▼ Two (s) tubes of Fancy Lotion. This lotion is very creamy and smooth, and includes shea butter. One smells like coconut lime, the other of a rose garden.
▼ One (1) Cyan Ghost Beast shirt. Jane's shirt, returned to her by Xander!
Two (2) bags of small, bell-shaped chocolates. The tag sticking out of the wrapper says "Physical Affections". Broken up and used to make chocolate chip cookies at the beginning of Week 7.
▼ One (1) roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe).
▼ One (1) Honorary Placronym. Jane's placronym, returned to her by Lightning!
▼ One (1) Chocobo plushie. Named Chocolina. Given to her by Lightning.
▼ One (1) Plastic Knife. A plastic replica of a survival knife. Given to her by Lightning before the Week 5 Execution.
▼ One (1) black circle skirt, made on Week 6. The stitching is remarkably less lumpy and shitty than her last attempt, but it still sucks.
One (1) black cardigan, made on Week 6. It's oversized and the sleeves are uneven, and it only has one button to cinch it underneath her chest. Draped over Bolton out of respect when he was found dead on Week 6.
▼ One (1) Chapstick. A small tube of chapstick. It smells like blue raspberry.
▼ One (1) Fedora. A dirty old fedora, well-worn, perfect for adding flair to shitty disguises. NEVER TAKING IT OFF AGAIN.
▼ One (1) Facial Scrub. A luxurious pink salt scrub. It'll purge your negative ions and leave your skin shiny and beautiful.
▼ One (1)Body Pillow. A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one. We'll be sleeping with it, thanks.
▼ One (1) copy of Hyouka. Kamiyama High School’s annually-made classic literature anthology; this is the 45th iteration, and it contains a special preface written by the Classics Club regarding the origin of the title “Hyouka” and a mystery regarding a man named Jun Sekitani. Chitanda's, found and taken from Lightning's room after the Week 6 trial.
▼ One (1) black cardigan, made on Week 7. It's oversized and the sleeves are uneven, and it only has one button to cinch it underneath her chest. A little less janky than the one made on Week 6.
▼ One (1) drawstring backpack made from this fabric to hold all the shit she wants to keep with her. Made at the beginning of Week 7.


HAPPY TO GIVE AWAY/TRADE:
One (1) Foot Spa. A machine that helpfully provides a much-needed foot massage. Might as well give away an extra one. Given to Kurumi!
▼ One (1) box of Bearies. A box of yellow creme-filled cakes. The cakes themselves are moist and beary delicious. We should share this hilarious confection.
▼ One (1) Heating Pad. A pad that creates heat when plugged in. It has adjustable settings for maximum comfort. If someone else needs it, it's important that they get it.
▼ One (1) Facehugger plush. A plush toy of a facehugger. NO THANK YOU
One (1) pair of almost elbow length gloves. They're black with white straps and only go up to the first knuckle. Not her style. Maybe they'd suit someone else? Given to Kurumi! They're actually hers.
One (1) Cat Pillow. An incredibly soft pillow that looks like a sleeping cat. Another one? Given to Thomasin!
▼ One (1) Crystal Skull. A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention. Do we really need two?
One (1) box of Cake Mix. A box of Betty Crocker red velvet cake mix. Hell. Fucking. Yes. Given to the diner robot!
One (1) Broach. A gold broach with an emerald in the center. It looks like it may belong to a set. Is this even real? Returned to Natsuhi.
One (1) Pumpkin. What pumpkin? It's been made into soup for the Week 5 Afterparty. Lightning gave it to her.
One (1) Junior Battermaster's Bowlbuster Stirring Solution 50000. Returned to her from Lightning, but destroyed in the incinerator on Week 6.
One (1) lumpy red circle skirt, handmade by Jane. Destroyed in the incinerator on Week 6.
One (1) Hope’s Peak Photo. A photo showing sixteen teenagers from Hope’s Peak Academy. They all look happy to be together. Byakuya is to a side of the photo, with his usual “you’re trying my patience” face, but he doesn’t seem unhappy. There he is, that fucker. She'll give this back to him when she can. Returned to Togami during the Week 6 lockdown.
▼ One (1) ice cream maker. An old-fashioned wooden ice cream maker. ???? Left in the bar.
▼ One (1) bottle of heartburn medication. But can it fix a broken heart? No, of course it can't. Left in the bar.
▼ One (1) Amazing Technicolor Dream-Scarf. A knit scarf striped with many different colors. It’s longer than most people are tall. She'll trip over this...Left in the bar, told the Doctor where it is. Hopefully he goes and picks it up.
▼ One (1) Conch Shell. A seashell that lets you hear the sea if you hold it to your ear. Does not predict the future. More...?
▼ One (1) Crown. A jagged black crown with a dangling red jewel. Anyone wearing it would certainly cut an imposing figure. Way too much like a tiaratop for her liking...someone take it please...

Post a comment in response:

From:
Anonymous
OpenID
Identity URL: 
User
Account name:
Password:
If you don't have an account you can create one now.
Subject:
HTML doesn't work in the subject.

Message:

 
Notice: This account is set to log the IP addresses of everyone who comments.
Links will be displayed as unclickable URLs to help prevent spam.